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Tote bag with humorous book-themed text held in front of a floral background
Bookish tote bag with humorous text design on a pink surface with flowers.
Tote bag with book-themed text on a floral background
Tote bag with book-themed text held by a person against a blue background

Bookish Tote Bag: Don't Ask Me What I'm Reading (Smut)

Carry your books, tote your love of reading, and serve a little sass while you’re at it.

This isn’t your average book bag. Made from eco-friendly, durable polyester, this tote is ready to handle your stacks of spicy romance novels, feminist manifestos, and that extra-large iced coffee you refuse to go anywhere without.

Image on tote bag: Don't Ask Me What I'm Reading (Smut)

Why you'll be obsessed:

  • Roomy AF (38 x 40 cm / 14.96 x 15.75 in) and perfect for library hauls, Target runs, or that emotional-support Kindle.

  • Luxe-quality DTF printing that's vibrant, fade-resistant, and lasts way longer than your ex.

  • 100% washable (hang dry recommended) because who has time for high-maintenance?

  • The ultimate gift for your bookish bestie, your fave teacher, or your friend from book club!

P.S. Colors might vary slightly 

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$14.00